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What's E.T short for?
Ian Huntley's Cock.
"The cok'll be in front of your eyes!"
A man goes to the doctor with two lumps appearing in his forehead. After some tests the doctor has bad news. "You are growing a Penis on your head."
"What? That's terrible!"
"Oh, in two weeks you won't be able to see it, don't worry."
"Is it going to drop off?"
"No" replied the doctor,
I asked for a 12 inch penis!
A Rape Victim!
'Why the long face?'
George Michael's latest release
Footprints in the butter.
so you can hear it sream for longer