There's been an outbreak of bedbugs in my block of halls. So far, 3/5 of my flatmates have been bitten by them.
One girl has come out in measles etc. She told the wardens and they reacted pretty shockingly: "you were most likely bitten by something outside. Our halls are clean."
Anyway she's got her dad involved and they've said they're gonna sort it but OMG. How flipping scruffy is that?
In other news I met a boy from Southend who knows fucktherave and knows of Monsieur Le Bowski.