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2. My godfathers dad didn't invent emmerdale
3. I am really confident with girls
4 I always break my bones but never get bruises
5 I am Jack Black
1. lactate whenever I see Ashley the vicar on Emmerdale.
2. hate Weezer
3. Don't have a morbid obsession with celebrity deaths.
4. Don't owe various people lots of $£
5. Enjoy spending time with family members.
6. Am a prominent member of the W.I
7. Hope people discover I spend most of my day on here.
8. Have devised a game show based on the hit TV series Upstairs Downstairs.
9. Very nearly failed University.
10. don't want people to like me.
9 i totally true.
1. Left handed people freak me out
2. I have webbed toes
3. When Sunderland AFC weren't doing very well I defected to Newcastle Utd
4. I draw five pictures a day
5. I own a complete set of Michael Jackson Russian Dolls that get younger towards the inside
6. My uncle is Dave Stewart from the Eurthymics
7. I got so excited watching Live Aid on TV I broke my arm
8. I was an extra in Byker Grove
9. I receive regular royalties from You've Been Framed
10. I have three albums half done that i'm never going to finish
here is a clue
1. I'm a vegan
2. I'm an umbrella designer
3. I HEART Madonna
4. I'm a great liar
5. I love baked beans
6. I'm left handed
8. I want a cat
9. Eastenders if my favourite TV programme.
10. I own a pair of skinny jeans.
2. I hate animals
3. Tuna is the best thing ever <3 nomnom
4. Orange is my favourite colour!
5. I'll be homeless in 2 weeks time
6. I have this super crush on one of my dads friends!
7. I think death is a beautiful thing
8. I would love to live in Poland!
9. I got 8 sisters and 5 brothers
10. My mum got me when she was 12
More than me then ;)
2. I can fly
3. I have my own comic
4. I beat up Jesus after he rigged a poker match
5. I don't like JD
6. I don't need to urinate right now
7. I am made of real zebras
8. My willy isn't giant
9. I have a magic carpet
10. I punch kangaroos in the face on Tuesday and Thursday mornings
2.i have a tail
4.im rly a super fat short bloke
5.im the REAL father of the jonas brothers
6.i spend my spare time milking goats
7.i own several fully armed,battle tanks
8.i have no use for my feet,as i levitate everywhere,1cm above the ground
9.i own more shoes than the cast of sex and the city
10.i am a well respected script writer for adult entertainment movies
1) I'M A STEELWORKER
2) I KILL WHAT I EAT
3) I know I believe in nothing, but it is my nothing.
4) I don't believe in an interventionist God
5) I will lay down my bones among the rock and bones
6) I hate the BBC, hate the way they're pissing on me
7) There's a place I go to make fires, burning spices on the 805
8) I throw myself all around you, and night comes to Tallahassee
9) I want to be a sex symbol on my own terms
10) I wish I had duck feet