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Taxidermist. That would be an odd job. I've always wanted to be an umbrella designer.
and you can always become an umbrella designer!
One day I will write a great novel and the main character will be an umbrella designer.
until I realized it would result in you becoming more dead inside than the corpses you fuck with
the charred corpse of a child who died in a house fire every Monday morning? The faces and crushed carrion of people who have been utterly dismantled by lorries?
An old biology teacher of mine said it was one of the best jobs he had had.
I suppose you are right though, you would see things that most people wouldn't be able to bear.
then it dawned on me how insane it felt to be in the basement at an open day with baby bones
is one of the most horrible yet amazing things one can ever do.
I would've got to cut up a nice dead human :(
maybe sort it out for next year?
I might apply to do an apprenticeship with the undertakers in my town.
How could one improve the umbrella, burella, burella, burella design any way? Perfection has been achieved.
My umbrella always does what it's told. But, truefact none-the-less.
So that I can fly over London rooftops please.
I'll have a bottomless handbag too. A matching set.
(he's actually a nuclear scientist, but he tells me people are more interested in biscuits)
I think a weird job would be one of those people who stand on the platforms at Japanese train stations and shove the commuters onto the trains
I heard it's much improved these days.
it would be more of a hobby though, and an expensive one at that. Unless you were doing it as art. did anyone see that robert Hughs programme just there?
Whale Night on BBC4 which is what inspired it. Whales are amazing.
saw the last hour of it
for dark nights
Have you patented it yet?
no but now I guess you'll do it before me!!
TV Programme where you go on with a good idea and they give you money or you get ripped to shreds by dragons.
we used to have something similar here!
I should do that if they start the program again. I doubt I'd get very far tho!