Tomorrow will be my first day at uni and, as you can imagine, I'm pretty excited!

So guys, regale me with tales of your own 'first days'. Doesn't necessarily have to involve uni. Work, school, anything really. From accidentally causing an international incident after torpedoing your captain from the submarine you've just began working at [for those that get my title reference]. To nearly getting expelled at a new school after forgetting to read their 'no fighting' policy.