1) Gumbies, if you like being totally fackin ripped off! i sold 25 original vinals on the hope of getting enuff cash to purchase 5 pills. was i wrong, oh yes! he (mr gumby)gave me 28 pence and a brit heart foundation gonk

2) DAVE THE COKE ADDICT HAD NUFFF TUNES BUT FACKED UP BY SEEING SOME WHIT CHICK. DRED SORT YOUR GAME OUT AND UNDERSTAND THAT TRUE LOVE IS NOT MONEYPENNIES ON A SATURDAY. BAD RECORDS DAVE BUT LAY OFF THE COKE BRO

cuts through the bullshit and tells you what you need to know.