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Kate Middleton falling over in a rollerdisco (or whatever it was) is NOT news.
What sort did she have? Did she buy a cake too? What about music? Did she buy any albums?
Flange free zone
poshness x wealth = hotness
but I think it works.
I just don't see how?
who comes into your room and says, "What's this? It's got a good beat!"
Fact X Importance = News
a newspaper where it says "SHOCK: NO NEWS OF ANY REAL IMPORTANCE" every now and again when there's naff all happening
You're basically the reason they make the London Lite.
I mean, Laura Hollins, or whatever her name is. LOL DAISY LOWE JAMIE WINSTONE.
WHO the fuck are these people? They honestly may as well put in random people off the streets in there.
"Car Salesman Peter Forbes was seen last night leaving Tiger Tiger looking worse for wear, complete with a mystery blonde on his arm"
Please, it's about as fucking relevant.
But that silver tongue won't get me into your boudoir
You're playing devli's advocate are you. Nobody ACTUALLY thinks this. Oh Vikram, you are a one.
It's that someone's decided that, as "famous for being famous" is played out, the next step is fame by osmosis. It happened with Agyness Deyn, who went from nowhere to Jonathan Ross couch in about a month. It happened with Jamie Winstone. If we're told someone is a hot young celebrity model/actress/whatever for long enough eventually we start to believe it despite the fact they've done nothing. Who's this other one who's suddenly ended up everywhere in the last couple of weeks, Alice something?
for emphasis or for sarcasm?