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i might try one of these later.
(its the name of a cocktail, you dirty thing, you!)
but am tired
I love to masturbate. I will go weeks without it, but there are days when I have a good four goes. There is nothing like a good 3pm wank followed by a half hour power nap to stimulate (sorry) the creative juices. Nothing nicer to wake up to, and nothing better to fall asleep to.
were i a barman, i might feel mischievious and one day try to make the drinks contents fit its title (They might 'prime' the coctail shaker in prep so that you wouldnt see this)
seem like ripe game for such japes