2. You're one of my favourites, you make me lol all the time
3. I'm making a cd for my mum which isn't really that time consuming or difficult, but i'm forcing myself to spend a lot of time on it so i won't have to work on the SPEECH that's supposed to be all ready and prepared by saturday
4. i'm shitting myself at the thought of this speech
5. i want a fag
1. I like big butts
2. I cannot lie
3. You other brothers can't deny
4. When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face
5. You get sprung
1. is the loneliest number that you'll ever do-o-o
2. can be as bad as one; it's the loneliest number since the number one
3. can be as bad as two; it's the second loneliest number since the number one
4. isn't too bad
5. will make you get down
1. Now is the winter of our discontent.
2. I need to try and be more like Johnny Drama from Entourage.
3. Big shout out to my Gran.
4. We should bring on Fraser Campbell.
5. What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
2. _.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:.
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3tNylJr7Z4 4. I once acquainted a willy the size of my forearm. Why don't people believe me?
5. Croque monsieurs are just NOT the same when eaten outside of Paris.
1. i've just stopped my mam from sending a text that said something along the lines of 'i've never seen a man with such big thighs before. crusher thighs'
2. i've listened to seven sonic youth albums today.
3. i had a disappointing vegetable curry before.
4. i'm really bored.
5. apparently, i look like this: http://img3.pictiger.com/oi/9f/52545a3a79534bcf8f6dcdc34b5c8c9f.jpg?u=1193062167
1. I've finally found my phone.
2. I'm off to uni on saturday yet I've barely packed a thing.
3. From saturday I'll have to share one kitchen with ten people; which doesn't really sound too appealing.
4. I need a haircut, but can't afford one, so tonight/tomorrow I'll be going at my mane with an old pair of 'art' scissors.
5. My only football, the one that has seen me through my best years, has gone flat on me. Which means I'll have to jump the school fence near my house and look for another one.
Here it's a kitchen for a floor, and judging by the 6 fridges, each fridge for 6 people, it's one kitchen between about 36 of us... And unisex, communal, showers and toilets.
I dislike your gratuitous swearing in most of your posts - 'what exactly is your FUCKING problem with me?' being a prime example, and I could tolerate all this if it wasn't for the fact people get us confused - though once they realise I'm not you all's well, thankfully.
1. Round like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel
2. I wish Entanglements would arrive
3. i might have some chocolate fudge cake
4. should i heat it up, kids? HELP ME DECIDE.
5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuw7tcftAoU
1. With the advent of the internet, what percentage of bushes now have porn mags in them?
2. Sandra Buttocks and Rick Moreanus.
3. I LOVE conspiracy theorists.
4. It's actually pretty cold, I used my heated seats in the car today.
5. Mum wants me to 'Unlck my fone' unlock her phone.
1. I am totally fucked for trig.
2. I had a nightmare recently where I was pregnant, but it was my biggest, best dream ever.
3. I might be cooking big-time tonight. Good news.
4. I'm still falling out with people all over the place but I now *really* don't mind.
5. Five is my favorite number.
2. I made a song today. I'm quite happy with it http://www.myspace.com/findtheeoracle 3. I don't know what kind of music it is though.
4. I just ate a whole tube of Pringles.
5. Yaaaaaawn.
1. i went to put in 1 here but my instincts of capital letters took over and initally i did an exclamation mark
2. I did it again but with a 2
3. Consciensly i didnt do it again with 3
4. I forgot what i was initially going to put on these 5 things because of what happened in 1 2 and 3
5. Why go on
2. discontent and discomfort and distance and detachment and BOREDOM
3. something something something in another time
4. fleeting things that don't exist but matter
5. sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep
1. i really wish i was a different kind of person
2. i really wish everyone else was a different kind of person
3. i wish everything was a little bit more vibrant
4. i wish more things weren't so mind-numbingly dull and irrelevant
5. sleep
1. I had a good night tonight. Met this canadian guy who actually initiated a reeves and mortimer/prince based joke by saying "he's just too wee". It was brilliant.
2. My flatmates are having a "party". he's got his girlfriend round and they're listening to my other flatmate's band. They're actually pretty good.
3. freshers week has been dissapointing. Didn't even go see zane lol tonight. His face is offensive on the poster
4. apparently scratch perverts are good and they're playing tomorrow night. Might go to that.
5. Find out if I get to do english lit tomorrow. ballot tastic. I will do scottish lit otherwise.
2.It was pretty funny on the TV actually, please don't ruin it by just saying two lines of the dialogue in a 'funny voice'
3. Actually, none of my cigarettes are spare, I pretty much have a use for all of them.
4. Please don't speak like that to the baby. Although I'm sure that speaking like a person with mental difficulties to a growing child is healthy for its development, I'd really rather that you didn't.
5. No, thats not irony, thats just attempting to validate something that YOU like, when its shit. `
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ok then
1. Getting up to turn over a record.
2. Glass of whiskey
3. Mutual oral sex
4. The poetry of T S Eliot
5. Cats
1. I'm drinking a beer that's not as great as I'd have hoped
2. You're one of my favourites, you make me lol all the time
3. I'm making a cd for my mum which isn't really that time consuming or difficult, but i'm forcing myself to spend a lot of time on it so i won't have to work on the SPEECH that's supposed to be all ready and prepared by saturday
4. i'm shitting myself at the thought of this speech
5. i want a fag
.
1. I like big butts
2. I cannot lie
3. You other brothers can't deny
4. When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face
5. You get sprung
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2. http://www.igpp.ucsd.edu/ne/2005/11/images/henkart_4.jpg
3. http://lemonodor.com/images/polar-bear-cubs-feeding-bloody-s.jpg
4. http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/polar_bear_blood.jpg
5. http://climateprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/polar-bear-tongue.jpeg
1. Ghengis Tron seem good
2. I should do some notes
3. Eyes hurt
4. Need money
5. Quite want a mac
...
1. is the loneliest number that you'll ever do-o-o
2. can be as bad as one; it's the loneliest number since the number one
3. can be as bad as two; it's the second loneliest number since the number one
4. isn't too bad
5. will make you get down
...
1. Now is the winter of our discontent.
2. I need to try and be more like Johnny Drama from Entourage.
3. Big shout out to my Gran.
4. We should bring on Fraser Campbell.
5. What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
.
the
worst
thread
ever
....chump.
1. Guns. We need more guns.
2. _.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:.
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3tNylJr7Z4
4. I once acquainted a willy the size of my forearm. Why don't people believe me?
5. Croque monsieurs are just NOT the same when eaten outside of Paris.
Do have a baby's arm that is forever holding an apple?
*Do you
... I have quite slim forearms
but there's still a lot of width (girth) there. Just looking at it pains me.
Bad memories?
:(
01. I've quit the drink
02. I've quit the smokes
03. I'm still off the sex
04. I've quit falling in love
05. What next? I might quit the meat.
Exciting times in my land!
I'VE GOT STRAIGHT EDGE
Drawing some lines are we?
NOT LINES OF COKE I HOPE
But I've got better things to do
THAN SIT AROUND AND FUCK MY HEAD
HANG OUT WITH LIVING DEAD
Minor Threat
only sound good when you've deprived yourself of all the actual good stuff like sex, drugs and alcohol.
haha
ohhhhh my
ALCOLOL
Nah, they still sounded great when I pissed and stoned, shouting the lyrics at the top of my lungs
.
1. pos se lene?
2. ti kaneis?
3. apo pou eisai?
4. pou meneis?
5. ti thouleia kaneis?
1.morgan freeman,from bruce almighty
2.i've decided i enjoy the musical styling of darkthrone
3.i hate cardigans
4.cardigans hate me
5.other clothes,i don't have a problem with
I'm wearing a cardie now
I look really hott and indie, yeah?
GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!
you'll see,they'll all see,cardigans are the work of SATAN
cardigans kill you
^
knows
in an awesome, sexy way.
they're better than us
Totally
We should bow down to our synthetic arse masters
i for one welcome our new
wool/cotton based masters
i say this of my own free will
WOOTTON
:D
i have a cardigan on now.
YEAH.
it's from george at asda. the label says mens xs 100% cotton. it's black with a white trim. it's my favourite.
k.
1. i've just stopped my mam from sending a text that said something along the lines of 'i've never seen a man with such big thighs before. crusher thighs'
2. i've listened to seven sonic youth albums today.
3. i had a disappointing vegetable curry before.
4. i'm really bored.
5. apparently, i look like this: http://img3.pictiger.com/oi/9f/52545a3a79534bcf8f6dcdc34b5c8c9f.jpg?u=1193062167
do you have an arm attached to your forehead?
erm....
you don't look so rectangular
/
1. I've finally found my phone.
2. I'm off to uni on saturday yet I've barely packed a thing.
3. From saturday I'll have to share one kitchen with ten people; which doesn't really sound too appealing.
4. I need a haircut, but can't afford one, so tonight/tomorrow I'll be going at my mane with an old pair of 'art' scissors.
5. My only football, the one that has seen me through my best years, has gone flat on me. Which means I'll have to jump the school fence near my house and look for another one.
ten people? ouch
do you have private bathrooms though?
One kitchen among 10 people?
Here it's a kitchen for a floor, and judging by the 6 fridges, each fridge for 6 people, it's one kitchen between about 36 of us... And unisex, communal, showers and toilets.
Yeah.
okay, you win!
your living conditions are worse than mine, happy?
Not really, but probably still happier than you
Miserable sod.
right
what exactly is your fucking problem with me?
I find you depressing, agressive
I dislike your gratuitous swearing in most of your posts - 'what exactly is your FUCKING problem with me?' being a prime example, and I could tolerate all this if it wasn't for the fact people get us confused - though once they realise I'm not you all's well, thankfully.
okay
.
1. Round like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel
2. I wish Entanglements would arrive
3. i might have some chocolate fudge cake
4. should i heat it up, kids? HELP ME DECIDE.
5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuw7tcftAoU
god yas
heat it THE FUCK up
oh man
this is fucking amazing.
.
1. With the advent of the internet, what percentage of bushes now have porn mags in them?
2. Sandra Buttocks and Rick Moreanus.
3. I LOVE conspiracy theorists.
4. It's actually pretty cold, I used my heated seats in the car today.
5. Mum wants me to 'Unlck my fone' unlock her phone.
1. i just saw my friend on tv with abi titmus
2. im about to apply to oxford uni- for medicine :o
3.my friend's bf called me "peng"
4. i had branflakes for dinner
5. inset day tommorrow!
*abigail clancy ffs
with titmus that'd be a whole other tv show.
you?
1. I am totally fucked for trig.
2. I had a nightmare recently where I was pregnant, but it was my biggest, best dream ever.
3. I might be cooking big-time tonight. Good news.
4. I'm still falling out with people all over the place but I now *really* don't mind.
5. Five is my favorite number.
Guess the actor...
1. Soylent Green is made out of people
2. This is madness
3. Get off me you damn, dirty stinking ape
4. I love guns
5. They're my friends
Ah this is most excellent work
even for the bumbler
one and two particularly
"that's ok, it's your right as an american citezen"
or something like that
Goosing biddies?
1. I'm ILL.
2. I made a song today. I'm quite happy with it http://www.myspace.com/findtheeoracle
3. I don't know what kind of music it is though.
4. I just ate a whole tube of Pringles.
5. Yaaaaaawn.
k
1. bumming
2. bumming
3. bumming
4. bumming
5. bumming
^Gay
oh rly?
he could
like girls bums
^ yes
i do!
1. i went to put in 1 here but my instincts of capital letters took over and initally i did an exclamation mark
2. I did it again but with a 2
3. Consciensly i didnt do it again with 3
4. I forgot what i was initially going to put on these 5 things because of what happened in 1 2 and 3
5. Why go on
^ this
cunt
stop swearwing!
^ so bored
i actually did 1 & 2
im happy
1. joy joy joy laughter links
2. discontent and discomfort and distance and detachment and BOREDOM
3. something something something in another time
4. fleeting things that don't exist but matter
5. sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep
i don't know
sleep
more things
1. i really wish i was a different kind of person
2. i really wish everyone else was a different kind of person
3. i wish everything was a little bit more vibrant
4. i wish more things weren't so mind-numbingly dull and irrelevant
5. sleep
haha
someones had their first drop of alcohol
i've barely touched any tonight
but i've had about three hours of sleep in the past two days
people are shouting in the corridor
sleep
Here's mine
1. I had a good night tonight. Met this canadian guy who actually initiated a reeves and mortimer/prince based joke by saying "he's just too wee". It was brilliant.
2. My flatmates are having a "party". he's got his girlfriend round and they're listening to my other flatmate's band. They're actually pretty good.
3. freshers week has been dissapointing. Didn't even go see zane lol tonight. His face is offensive on the poster
4. apparently scratch perverts are good and they're playing tomorrow night. Might go to that.
5. Find out if I get to do english lit tomorrow. ballot tastic. I will do scottish lit otherwise.
1. Its not 'Can I lend that off you?' its 'Can I borrow that from you?'
2.It was pretty funny on the TV actually, please don't ruin it by just saying two lines of the dialogue in a 'funny voice'
3. Actually, none of my cigarettes are spare, I pretty much have a use for all of them.
4. Please don't speak like that to the baby. Although I'm sure that speaking like a person with mental difficulties to a growing child is healthy for its development, I'd really rather that you didn't.
5. No, thats not irony, thats just attempting to validate something that YOU like, when its shit. `