Surely every lad must have at least one. The moment where he was transformed from just being the shy kid who smokes at the back of art at lunch to being a fucking God amongst his peers, even if just for 5 minutes. So yeah, what have been your greatest moments involving you and a ball at your feet?
1. Lunch time on the Astroturf; we were having this huge blowout game and our side was being dicked by the opposition. They swung the ball in for a corner, which dropped straight onto my knee. Perfect. I let it roll down onto the ground in front of me. Quick look up showed me the goalkeeper, who had been busy kicking sand at the centre circle for the last 5 minutes was now jogging back to his net. fuck it. I knocked the ball to the side to move out of the way of the clueless idiot, bamboozling, in front of me and with a sly chip knocked it in from 70 yards out right over the goal keepers head and into the hearts of my year group.
2. Joining a game halfway through only to take every one on; pass it out to the wing and head the subsequent cross right into the corner of the net. Then retiring back to my mates.
3. Being undefeated at wembley singles on my street.
Answers don't have to be as long winded/ as boring as mine.