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StealthArt #8: Bear Market
On my desk there is a small pile of blank postcards and a biro. Whenever I am being paid to sit around doing fuck all, or on the phone to someone who is under the misapprehension that I can help them in any way, I do a doodle. If the doodle is good enough then I whack it in Photoshop and colour it.
The one issue outstanding is that I am the worst caricaturist I've ever seen. So this thread becomes a guessing game. Enjoy:
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...okay, so I named the file Broon. End of game. :(
haha
I should post some of my doodles. Except I don't know how to use the scanner. They look kind of like this:
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Alistair Darling's eyebrows
NORMAN LAMONT
SEEMS TO HAVE PLUCKED HIS EYEBROWS! This made me feel all unsettled.
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Maybe it's the law that to fuck up the economy you must wear that funky shit on your face.
Also, while you're here: What was that Japanese term you told me about the other week? The one describing the sounds you make when someone is talking to you.
I ask because today I listened to my boss describe the concept of "oh dear" to some Greek guy relating a tale of woe - "Why you keep say 'oh dear'?".
aizugi!
ahhhhhh
ohhhh
mmm
oh dear
hooOOOONTOOOOO?!??!?!
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That's it. The guy (whose name may or may not be Stavros) is still here now talking about some bullshit. I have escaped temporarily to post on DiS.
and it looks like Gordon Brown
it's good
BUT YOU KNEW THAT
massive compliment fisher.
i have no idea who that is
but i like it. have you made any stencils by any chance?
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I'll let you off because you're a dirty, ignorant foreigner.
What kind of stencils? Like what kids use to draw the alphabet, or artwork converted to vectors for mass corporate production?
thanks, appreciated.
like artwork stencils
that's really really good