I've lost my thread making mojo. I'm all dried up. Is this the end, viewers?
I recall the halcyon days of 2007. Great reels of thread would flow from my fingertips: Strong, Striding threads. Fun threads, humorous threads, exciting threads, salacious threads, tragic threads, dramatic threads, silly threads, wanton threads, murderous threads, deadly threads, happy threads! interesting threads, frightening threads and so on and so on....
But now what am I? I coulda had class. I coulda been somebody instead of a bum, which is what I am, lets face it.