I'm bored an unemployed so know more than enough about the TV schedule. I'm going to share my high and low lights of the days TV with you and hopefully people will come to see me as a cooler version of the TV Times or less classy Radio Times.
The Restaurant- BBC2 8PM
Amazingly inept resaturanteurs try not to cook their own faces in Apprentice style reality show. Raymond Blanc French's it up nicely alongside 2 sourpusses. I think the flowers couple will get the boot tonight.
Anne Widdecombe Vs Girl Gangs. ITV1 9PM
Not quite the Hobsons choice of her 'Vs prostition' show a few months ago but expect to see her asking Vicky Pollard types why they have no job and 8 babies at 17 and to be promptly to fuck off.
Mock The Week/ Buzzcocks/8 Out Of Ten Cats
Bog Standard but reliably funny panel shows. 9pm and 10pm BBC and 10pm C4 respectively.
No Heroics- ITV2 10.30PM
Nathan Barley, Claire Ashcroft, Neil Godwin, the annoying one from Pulling and James Lance *Swoon* in a new sitcome about super heroes. Very good by all accounts and written by an ex-popbitch employee. Promising. Followed by Entourage.
FX 10.30PM- The Nominees
BBC4 10PM- PJ Harvey session
Eastenders BBC1 7.30PM- Because nobody wants to watch a paedophile while they eat tea.
The Fashion Show ITV 2 8PM- George Lamp attempts to be Gok Wan. Epic Fail.
The Worlds Strictest Parents BBC3 9PM- Not the Joseph Fritl documentary I expected.
Crowned E4 10.30PM- Horrendous mother daughter bauty pageant fly on the wall shit fest. Avoid.