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REVERSAL BONUS, 100 POINTS
good ones, and jeans and trainers pls. i'm easy to please.
Just as soon as I get rid of this Chumbawamba t-shirt.
maybe i should inspect your wardrobe beforehand... ;)
Chin Up Chin Up? They're indie. Born Ruffians probably aren't indie any more. And five Thermals t-shirts. That are all *slightly* too tight for a man of my size.
Can I get one in H&M?
from the Endsleigh Insurance league circa 1995
No hats though.
for someone to suggest something I'd ever actually wear.
I don't fit in with these indie crowds...
and a monocle
I only wear one contact lense.
Where do you buy monacles from?
via a time machine?
properly tailored stuff can work wonders. I've also got a friend who does something similar and looks consistently ace.
Well fitting T-shirts are kind of a nightmare to get at the moment. They're either too baggy on me or make me look like I'm going for a Christian-off-of-Eastenders thing.
i take tshirts in to fit my friends. my commission is one shot of jagermeister per tshirt.
shame you live so far away
god people are so lazy these days
that I could attain Christian's swingin' schwurgenness. he has it going on. his arms make me feel confused.
that's 100% Christian right there.
out of shape ian dury t-shirts with unidentifiable stains and long withnail style coats with holes in the pockets, a hole on one arm and only one lonely button.
girls dig on that don't they?
if he's charming with a nice face. THERE'S NO RULES, DUDE.
but probably. i don't care too much for clothes.
could look nice on some people. the people make the clothes, not the other way around.
but clothes i'm not fussed.
and shit hair. but yeah, to sum up HAIR AND FACE AND CHARM > clothes.
i was wearing once when i was about to go ask for a girls number...and my female housemate with me at the time advised me that i should...'think about smartening up a bit'...
bless her. that girl always spoke her mind.
i constantly have ladders in my tights and people always tell me like i don't already know. efforrrt.
And maybe a tuxedo t-shirt if it's cold.
£50 an hour, on call 24/7.
Set phasers to FAIL.
*resumes swinging cock dance*
- White shirt
- Grey trousers
- A really sweet pair of NBs
Right? Baseball cap optional.
made out of cardboard and tin foil the other weekend. Will that do instead? I looked so hood*
* I really didn't
i realised yesturday that people like this
have ruined white shirts and black ties without a jacket.
without a doubt, the WORST THINGS IN THE WORLD.
embroidered denim shirts. Never ever ever t-shirts and scarf combos.
is good in my book
pretty much this
Jose Mourinho and not CreepyPaedoGuy then long coats. You know, epic ones that send out a "I'm going to rule the world" type vibe.
Otherwise, anything smart-casual that isn't especially tight fitting.
"the absence of love is the most abject paai-i-in"
also with skinny-ish jeans and nike dunks?
-band tshirts with a band i like (instantly gives you something in common, something to talk about)
other than that i really don't care, y'know? it depends on the person. as for you, some figure hugging jeans wouldn't go amiss. show off your slim yet toned body gareth. show it to the world.
in my Cursive t-shirt and slim cut jeans.
get good jeans. well fitting jeans can be really good.
I thought I was wearin them skinny type jeans as we speak! oh gosh. do I have to go into the ladies section?
the band t-shirt thing is ace. a total cliche but it works so well! the only FAIL that can occur in those circumstances is if you're all "hey so you like that band do you know this other similar, better, more obsure band"
i don't mean drainpipe skinny jeans, that's just bad. your jeans are good actually, if i remember rightly. i was just speaking generally. and i love it when people introduce me to new music! although if you're in a real life setting and you say that then it could fail; you could see their eyes glaze over as they think "oh lord. another music geek."
if you do it in a way as if you're genuinely trying to be positive. Because then you can be all, hey, they're playing here in a week, let's you and me go along, hotstuff.
skinny dark tie, tailored trousers. Works wonders.
Otherwise, cardigans basically.
I say this, but I've never dated a guy who dressed this way. As long as the shoes aren't terrible then I'm not really that fussed.
You have excellent taste in clothes anyway though, you don't need advice.
people who know me, confirm or deny this.
Next you'll be asking what slippers to buy and whether that pullover you saw in Auntie Ethel's Knitwear shop would match them.
I've got 2 pairs. Shall I go get my pension now?
but the one on the right has nice taste. He once said in an interview that his style icon is Larry David, and that "I even started dressing like him, you know, slacks and sneakers? I feel comfortable wearing clothes that don't tell people, 'Hey, I'm gonna ... be hip!' Since I was 15 I felt kinda like an old man."
and wear stupid geeky t shirts such as this one:
as you can see, whilst the boy is not hideously unnattractive, he is wearing a d&d t shirt, making me a sad panda.
also, skinny jeans are usually bad. some boys suit them, but i usually assume they're gay.
(my sister wants me to say "SUIT UP!" I am split on this very important issue)
I know, what a victim. Skinny man + skinny jeans always makes me look twice. Unless paired with pointy shoes, this is generally going too far.
AND pointy shoes. THERE IS NO EXACT SCIENCE.
i'm gonna keep wandering around in odds and sods for a few more years and then when i hit 25 do a guy garvey and just have a strict uniform of shirts and suity type jackets.
other suit wearers are available but garvey is the first good one that came to mind.
(also see bernard black)
-10 points. you can't go around being scruffy in a suit! either do it right or don't do it at all.
he looks like he's just got out of his really boring office job (that he'll soon moan about down at the pub to the disinterested 'friend') and is trying to look 'cool' and 'relaxed'.
also, i just don't like elbow.
but i couldnt think of anyone else, and could find no better pics
for the perfect suit look..(june brides/josef k meets french new wave)..watch the dreamers and the outfit michael pitts character is in when he goes to the cinema at the beginning.
no use in googling for it though because you just get his cock.