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try and read this without throwing up or laughing milk out of your nose:
Honestly Sean, that opening paragraph made me feel queasy, have you considered writing soft porn books?
Podge9 | 15 Dec '06, 14:16
I could be anywhere; I'm completely lost, as every word featherishly whirls from her breath to mine, diving like dolphins or gravity-defying penguins up my nostrils and wrapping themselves around my brain veins, sensed only momentarily before dissipating.
And yeah: "Some of my best friends are batty boys", etc.
can't fucking stand her.
then got bored
Oh, wait, you probably don't have any as you're too busy getting your tits out on internet chat rooms
And I kinda like that
how did i miss that the first time around?
what is wrong with him? how can he read that back? where are his constructively critical friends?
and when you touched their thigh, they started crying huge warm tears.
If you'd have done that Claire, I'd have kicked you out of bed.
i remember this. truly remarkable piece of writing.
and raise you
and it completely putting me of DiS. But not 4lyfe cos here i am.