Christ, at least David Cameron had the decency to add something (walking around, chubby face) to his facsimile of Tony Blair's speech giving. Hasn't anyone in his team said 'hang on Nick, you do reaile you look EXACTLY like Dave when you do speeches don't you? I mean, not quite like him or like him in a way that our opponents might be able to sort of imply, I mean EXACTLY like him, like if we changed the colour of the background and made you a bit less shit, you would actually be mistaken for him by his closest family members'?
Except that he's not quite as good at talking.
I like conference season cause I'm a massive loser.