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ATTACK HIS ENAMEL!
the voice of Captain Decay
I brush myne obsessively.
I've calmed it down abit now
and neither situation will ever be rectified. I'm giving sound advice; don't get defensive.
I'm going for three and the gold
theres another 23 and half hours to do it yet!
Ugh, I need to go to bed.
won't be long now, though
for bjs though
(partial safety wink)
just before i'm going to bed and all
if i dream about toothless old women giving blowjobs tonight, i'm holding YOU personally responsible.
You're the toothless old woman.
;) ;) ;)
You can neglect your teeth (within reason) if you are under 30 years old. After that, you need to protect them.
Regertting things are for chumps
Seriously though mum, stop it with the fucking Somerset Brie. That's like buying British Paris or FCUK.
The only two things you have to look after in life are your teeth and feet.
Well, you can walk and find food. ...then eat it?
well done for being punk
I didn't brush my teeth this morning.
This doesn't bother me as much having recently met my new dentist. She is HOT.
My mouth tastes and feels icky all the day. But you know - needs must.
it makes them stronger. don't mollycoddle your teeth
^will be a great father
there was this guy who genuinely believed that if you didn't wash your hair, it would eventually clean itself. So he didn't. Ever.
my cousin went to uni will a guy who showered in cider to show he was rock n roll
when you do your hair all you're doing is washing of the natural oils produced to protect + clean them.
are pretty gross.
Yeah, but oil traps humidity due to its increased enisity, making the hair a thriving environement for bacteria, causing it to smell.
You rationalise basic principles and accomodate them into a scenario, weghing up and thinking of logical probabilities.
My great grandmother cleaned her teeth with salt, and passed away aged 97. (which, given the poor diet at the turn of the century, she had no right to have), She could have gone on, but passed away from kidney faliure.
I have a story that vaguely involves you. Would you like to hear it?
Tell me, tell me, tell me!
I dropped your name in a lame attempt to make sex with a girl. The conversation went a bit like this:
Me : "So, do you ever go on drowned in sound?"
Girl: "Yeah sometimes. What's your username?"
Me: "It's pretty gay...ottermagic."
Girl: "Never heard of you"
Me: "I know Zapsta"
Girl: "Let's do sex now"
You have no idea how many times I've been told that exact same story. NO IDEA.
Especially as I didn't actually have to do anything.