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It would be spermageddon
How was Joy Division?
The real reason I didn't go was because I had the shits. Keep it hush though...no point broadcasting it.
i loved going on my own and sitting right next to the only couple
cinema on my own just isnt the same when its not up north...it feels dirty in the odeon
very very good
get the dvd when you get paid
Sorry again. Shitting grease here. It's been fun for me.
mitchell would be my boss
Brilliant. Maybe you'll end up snogging him....snogging him.....like a disgusting, immoral, puppet boy.
i thought you repressed all that bumbler...dont go to that sloppy place
yeah...he'd be the boss and georgia would be my fellow drone.
it's a tempting thought...back in the cap...eating ben and jerrys...getting rid of cheese spinning mastabators
i seem to remember telling it but no one believing me
Yes...I took that story to work with me. Don't worry...I gave you credit. Does Georgia work there as well? Life is hard when you graduate with a 1st in Politics.
me and georgia...scooping up the popcorn...chewing the fat about this and that......dum de dum...
im gonna torch my degree tonight and march back for my job.....life is looking up for the mike meister
This one honestly made me laugh out loud. I'm thinking about packing up my pencil crayons and traveling to Thailand to get my heart back.
Either that, or I'll boff some Corner-Tart.
you pop to thailand and ill rummage around france
i cant see why they both wouldnt swoon at the first sight of us....no awkwardness or nuffin
this could be it for us mate...fuck your degree...ill tell the odeon its off....lets pack our trunks and go go go.
Oh...christ...I forgot......I've got the shits
lets just stick to blighty and toil away, supressing the heart sickness deep down till it resurfaces during our third marriage as a massive brain embolism.
its the british way lad. none of this jet setting declaration lark. thats for the picture houses.
Secrets and Lies!...it's all Secrets and Lies! (and shampooing your arse hair why propped on the edge of the sink...it's needed after every bum-sick)
i got a few of your dvds to give back
and you can lend me control again...
You missed your window.
dont dangle the carrot if you're not gonna let me have a chomp later on
you keep your nashers trained on his sprouts and dont give me the details
anyway...off to bed you go...dream of him in his spanky new uniform
and don't forget, mine at 11.00.
P.s. Don't ever say his name again.
We need a spermologist to decide what will TRULY happen
*I am not a spermatological professor*
in the history of things
you two with kissinginkansas and whiterussian.
Followed by a duel to the death to determine Best Couple
You've got the viking genes, or something, and 'kansas exudes manliness through the computer. Jabe and Bumbler though are like a couple of lovably camp rogues of the board. Aaw, bless
i mean, i love jabe to bits and if anyone else hurt him, i would FUCK THEM UP. but i would so take him down in a duel.
How dare you! I'm gruff like muff, and as hairy on the bollocks.
You've lost your menstrual rage
Camp is good. I'm all for the camp
I'll be as camp as a butterfly if it means I'm paid for the arse-assault
But it's time to switch the light off. Goodnight forever xxx