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I can't ride a bike - full stop. Last time I attempted to correct this fault, all my clocks melted.
whilst on a moving bike
I hold my arms out like Kate Winslet in Titanic, but then I flap them and I feel like a bird.
I was about seven.
I also can't swim.
Or ice skate.
I fall over when lifts move.
all your clocks melted?
i dunno why,but i assumed you'd be another old user returning before checking your profile
that's a fucking unicycle
not sure about now. First time on a bike last year was a bit rusty but okay.
P.s. Has anyone not heard this song?
Then attempt it
I used to have a Huffy Quarter-Tonne...because I thought it made me sound beefy.
I used to be so pretty
Is it anyone to do with Anticon or is it just an attempt to make a slightly more mainstream version of what they do?
It's nice to hear it on the radio.
I quite like it, surprisingly.
I like the shouty bit at the end, particularly. It makes me feel angry and self-righteous. Yay.
They seem to be all community-minded, which is admirable but generally seems to go hand-in-hand with being a bit of a cretin.
and all your kind.
If there was some purpose to it, I'd understand, but the wankshafts who do it all appear to have nothing more than a deep-seated passion for folding their arms.
Hope you all crash and die.
Lots of love,
...or intertwine my fingers on the back of my head.