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For me, an irate man pulling out a wrench and threatening my rugby club in the middle of the road
is that a euphamism?
There was about 22 of us. There's only this tiny road with no pavement so we were walking in the road.
So guy comes powering down the road screaming "GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU FUCKING PRICKS!" so we turn sideways to let him past but he stops and goes "PISS OFF YOU RICH CUNTS!", then carries on hurtling towards the rest of the team. He tries revving up to scare them but he stalls. One of our number starts pissing himself at him.
The guy jumps out of the car as his girlfriend screams "NOO!" going "Think you're hard do, you, think you're hard" and opens his boot (at which point I though he'd draw a gun) and pulls out this wrench and starts waving in our man's face
"Think you're funny?" and our man says "Think you're hard? What you need a weapon to get you point across? Check you out big man"
And the guy goes "I'm going to smash you up!" and our man goes "Mate you can hit me if you want. But then these 21 blokes behind me will probably kick you to death"
Suddenly realising for the first time he's outnumbered 22-1, he carries on shouting edging back into his car.
We rang it into the Police as we'd gotten his number plate. We were informed he was hospitalised an hour later because driving down New Malden high street he jumped out of the car and attacked some bloke outside a pub for looking at his girlfriend, and this guy's mates kicked the shit out of him.
some people eh.
the opposite, actually.
one of them was dressed as the milkybar kid.
You'd think he would have wrapped them in something, but no
I bought my first ever vinyl.
Him: It's like Black Sabbath...covered in mud
Me: Oh okay.
Him: Imagine a tambourine...covered in mud
Me: Or a bassoon...covered in mud
Him: Ha! Imagine a flute...covered in mud...
This went on for the best part of 10 minutes, finishing abruptly when I realised that this exercise was completely pointless.
a downs syndrome man flipping his middle finger at men wearing just their underwear, for three hours.
BUT this was at the wrestling I went to watch at Bath Pavilion yesterday evening. Just me and a load of disableds and kids and disabled kids.
My best mates little brother has down syndrome and he fucking loves it. I've tagged along to the odd Wrestlemania just for a laugh and can't even begin to describe how much joy this fella gets out of it.
There was also a lot of old people. One man offered up his wife and her friend (at least 80 years old) to me for a threesome, so the whole experience could have been even more weird.
Still, but you were gutted. She didn't look like a new born baby did she? Most dykes do.
Although on Team Fortress 2 last night, two engineers had managed to build teleporter exits outside of the map, which was really odd.