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i regret hoovering up those spiders now.
that could be fun
moving to the cupboard at the other end of the flat to get the vacuum (yeah sorry, it's not really a Hoover) cleaner and quite frankly i would rather just sit and complain about it on the internet.
i think i had this little 'problem' with a so-called 'daddy long legs' or 'cranefly' i believe they are called. you know the ones ricky gervais has spread untrue rumours about. THOSE bastards.
anyway, one was flying around in my room (WHY THE FUCK DO FLYING THINGS LIKE MY ROOM SO MUCH?) a few night ago and it was really distracting my from reading that John Peel book i was attempting to read which i've had for like 3 years or something and thought it was time i actually read it.
anyway it was flying around and i kept looking at it, and i noticed there was a bit of a spider web (FUCK, NON FLYING INSECTS TOO? DAMN THIS SHIT ROOM) and i thought 'haha wouldn't it be funny if the daddy long legs got caught in that'... and about 2 minutes later, it did. and i watched it struggle for ages and ages and laughing my ass off (ROTFLMAO) until finally it stopped moving.
'good', i thought.
although, it was positioned quite near my head, were i to go to sleep, which indeed i did.
in the morning, the daddy long legs was nowhere to be seen.
i can only come to the conclusion that it fell out of the spider 'web' and into my mouth, and that i ate it.
Im trying to eat:(
to put food in your mouth, chew, and swallow.
I cant go sleep before they are either OUT or dead.....
Glad it went out!!
tiny little buggers.
they're pretty small ones here too.
if they were big ones, i could at least try to stomp them.