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if it's funny i'll reward you
but i dont have the time or the inclination
i have a video of myself telling it, but it's not currently uploaded to the internet so you will have to imagine it. i'm pretty sure you know the joke though.
and i bet i could tell mine funnier than you tell yours.
two eyes, a nose and a mouth.
to get to the other slide
lots of dogs.
"THERE'S A DOG IN THE PLAYGROUND!!!"
punch her in the stomach
(read aloud tw)
if I could have sex with her breasts.
She asked "how will that be pleasurable for me?" I replied "When I cum I'll stop punching you in the face."
to visit his flatmate.
i like that one.
one involving a donkey in a pub(not rly smutty) and one involving a midget and a model.i cant remember the rest.
which do you wanna here?
this absolute stunner walks into your typical trendy pub with her group of friends,and she strides up to the barman,and orders a drink.
now,a little across the way,is a midget.a little small man,sitting up on top of a barstool,watching the match.so our girl is staring at him,cos she's never seen one before.
he notices her,smiles,and walks casually up to her.now,she's a little worried,understandable really.
anyway,he's a charming little sort,and they get to talking.
after a while,he suggests she come back to his place,and she,while after a few,decides that she's easily the best he'll ever be with,and seeing as he's such a nice guy,she decides 'what the hell' and goes with him.
so when once they get back to his place,they go to the bedroom,and our girl has cum herself silly.
she just cant believe whats happening,this tiny midget has a HUGE cock!
she says this to him,and he casually replies "I foyu think that's amazing,wait till i get the other leg in there"
i've EVER posted
not a whole pile!
Half a dog.
what sound does the KKKs chainsaw make?
post anything worse,cos then people wont like me
and asks the farmer "how come that pig's only got three legs?"
And the farmer says "well, a year back my wife set fire to the chip pan and that pig, right - that pig pulled her out of the blaze and put her out."
"wow" says the man, "but how come he's missing the leg?"
"well" says the farmer "last winter my son fell into the lake but that pig, right - that pig pulled him straight out and ran for help."
"incredible," says the man, "but I think you've missed my question there"
"ah" says the farmer "well, just the other week I was thrown from my combine harvester and would have been run over by it but that pig, right - that pig dashed in front of the harvester and pulled me to safety with seconds to spare."
"well, that's quite something, but that really doesn't answer my question - why does he have three legs?"
"well" says the farmer, "a pig like that, you don't eat it all at once."
you can't pull a rabbit out of your arse