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and he hugged me.
with my fly undone.
what was he like?
Had the whitest teeth i've ever seen.
two cubic centimetres of the left side of my brain removed after an accident, with no measurable difference in terms of IQ or psychometric test.
I have to pay someone to wipe my arse
they do occasional free finger insertions.
I have an extra vertebra!
one more than what everyone else has got! pretty amazing, right
But it's been proved by x-ray.
The main thing is that I have normal sized legs but I'm 6'2" and that's due to the extra bit of back...
My little 3.5 year old son also has the same thing but it makes him super cute and according to one of my friends makes me freakishly tall...
cos if so that's awesome
but it is in the lower back region but above the pelvis.
Why can't I be a freak with a tail :(-
was this you?
Not quite as glamorous, granted.
it was HARD
rap to 'This Charming Man' which was pretty comical.
one eye green
'at least my fuckin eyes match!' yet? I once said this to an ex whose eyes didn't match.
but she found it quite funny in all honesty.
but I find that oddly attractive
guess which is which!
attacked by a horse
playing with my dog in the fields behind my house.
one of the farms that surround us also breeds horses,and my dad lets em graze in those feilds.
anyway,i had really fair hair when i was younger,and one of the horse came over to me,kicked me,and bite my hair,and dragged me around for a bit.
hurt like fuck
concealed behind the phrase'i was attacked by a horse'
i've had my fair share of similar episoe, having been a horse riding instructor and what not. (one horse NEARLY broke my toe once) you have my sympathy.
Im sorry I also laughed a bit:( probably not fun when you were there...
i can smile about it.
but i now hate horses
attacked by a dog! no fun
It's actually not very hard though.
I was the 29th person to do so on that tour. I'm mentioned (though not by name) in the afterword to Haunted.
It's the deadpan way he says it, along with the graphic nature of the story (Guts) and my vivid, vivid imagination.
My stomach knotted up and my legs hurt, then everything went fuzzy and I fell backwards.
I'd check that now but my copy is at my mum's house!
I'm loving survivor at the moment, cna i nag you about his books and stuff?
I adore Survivor; Choke I don't like, but there's always one.
Unfortunately, I can't bring myself to read any more of his stuff as it brings back memories of the event and I have to give it up pretty swiftly.
I half want to go to a reading
He's such a nice guy to chat to and his voice fits the style so well.
is that the guy that wrote about sticking things up your pee hole and something in a swimming pool with a swimming pool cleaner and intestines and stuff. no?
and hula hoop for 2 hrs nonstop
That sounds inconceivable
or it didn't happen
it broke from using it so much. it's pretty enthralling after a while. my neighbour came out and told me to stop after an hour and a half and i had really bad blisters the next day :(
so not 2 hours, i lied.
and 10 minutes from Terry Yorath.
not very good.
You're putting that on the tape too now.
so it'll be on anyway
is that like yr seat number on a high speed train, bound for the middle of the sun, on which you are the sole passenger?
at my friend's harry potter themed party, that i made her have.
i'm legally an adult though, so this is a paradox and any minute now the universe will implode.
A 270 degree angle with my feet.
Cathartic nettle girl
I've been there.
I have one penpal. ONE.
I shouldn't be amused though, he felt bad about it.
But Will and Pip aren't penpals, they're just writing to me while I have no internet.
huh. i'm hardcore
Will sent an excellent letter. You *are* an exemplary penpal though.
You sound a bit ADHD in all honesty, or at least part way up the autistic spectrum.
it really would be like those morrissey/rabbit. but i'd be better than rabbit, because i don't suck. yep
that allows me to differntiate between fiction and reality in a sword fight with my uncle in Elsinore Castle.
the one thread where I write nothing in the subject box, quickly becomes my most popular. Some interesting stuff in there though, so thanks.
+ I can do 500+ kick ups. This is a really shit and pointless thing to be good at. With absolute no use, apart from occasionally being able to intimidate the opposition for a glorious 5 minutes before some ignorant sod passes the ball to me and I come crashing to the ground.
+ I once saved a blind womans dog from drowning.
+ At the moment I have a stupidly painfull headache.
just haven't played in for so bloody long. Some of my best childhood memories were probably spent on the astroturf at lunch, running laps around people. In fact I was going to start a thread about 'highlights of your footballing career'; where people could boast about that time they scored from the half way line with their left knee. Then I remembered where I was.
the first one reminds me of when our year 9 rugby team went out to Spain, then returned all smug and full of themselves, despite winning only one game of 4. Turns out the one game they did manage to win, half the Spanish team didn't bother to turn up, so they ended up having to play the year 7's. They never lived it down.
I might still make the thread. It's probably better for the day though.
Athene 'saved', in the loosest sense of the word, a cats life and she had a whole thread of people canonising her. I saved a BLIND womans ONLY companion in the whole world and I get twee_loser telling me he's a bit shit at football.
I'm starting to like you. That dog thing is a good deed, you're right
south Georgia and the South SANDWICH ISLANDS!
a flag like that and named after sarnies that place has got to be incredible
full of penguins and large sandwiches.
I hope to go there some day.
the seal and deer too. Let me know, that's a trip I'm not missing out on haha
was the name that was given to hawaii by james cook.
when City beat united 5 - 1
The next Derby I made it to was City 3 - Scum 1. the last ever derby at Maine Road.
In between City didn't win a single Derby.
Kancheslkis vs David Brightwell with Spencer Fucking Tracey in goal. Was there ever a more uneven match up? it was bloody hard work going to school after that.
Ian on the other hand was a hell of a player.
the day after that. hard hard work.
Went to old trafford in 90 pre all the redevelopment work. YOu got tickets if you were a junior blue, so my dad had me and we leant my bro to a a friend of the family so they could go too. can't remember the score of that one. Just remember Old Trafford being a complete dump.
stumblingover broke bricks on the way to the ground past big blokes selling "12 months on and it's still 5 1" t-shirts
Nah, didn't think it was interesting..
without leaving the house. It was my hermit phase.
Ive done the highest bungee jump in the world.
completely underneath my feet, and bend my finger...ends around 240 degress
and i've had a needle in my eye before. its the worst thing ever.
you big girl!
but im very squeamish about my eyes anyway, it gave me nightmares for months.
with two young female models
in the 350 year old Grand High Lodge of the Swedish Freemasons
and a guy says "normal service will resume shortly"?
It really freaks me out.
there's a dedication to me in the sleeve of a fairly (at least around these parts) well-known album.
i've never been drunk.
i got backstage at glastonbury by pretending to be in the kings of leon.
I was in an episode of Brum once.
Once they filmed brum on my grandparents street!
Seeing him being operated by remote control irl is pretty much heartbreaking ;(
They live in solihull.
ex-Man Utd squad man and FA Cup winner. Scored once against Juventus in the Cup Winners' Cup, too. He killed himself a while after moving in next door to us, I'm not sure if the two were connected.
My old geography teacher used to tell everyone with considerable pride how Idi Amin was at his christening.
I did work experience at the Manchester Evening News once. Their sports editor, Pete Spencer, is the biggest cunt I've ever met.
Er, and that's about it.
and i have the same size hands as a 12year old.
that reminds me of when i was in the local paper as a kid, about 5 or 6. it was the schools harvest festival, and the journalist asked me for my name. i said 'nathan'. she asked me for my other name and i got confused by what she meant, so i replied 'james' (my middle name). my mums still got a copy of a the paper showing me as Nathan James holding up some vegetables.
which has led me to have fucked up feet and all my shoes have holes in.
I have no sense of smell. Once I thought I smelt some bleach but it turned out I just inhaled it.