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Shed End - the left one (looking from the shed).
Mirri: ''He was Portuguese. He used to call me and say "meeeeeeeeeeeeehrandaaaaaaaaah, I miss you, I luuuuuuuff you, when am I going to seeeeeee you again?". Which was quite sweet til I found a five month baby scan on his bedside cabinet.''
Me: ''School boy error. Never leave your wanking material lying around.''
but i can't find it now :(
What's brown and smells?
"things you have to do really well: sex, and cooking"
and i was all "both of these done badly
can result in a rather regretful bun in the oven"
the crowd cheered, there was much air punching