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I used to have asthma, but not any more.
I do a mean impression of Mikey from big brother.
it goes "I'VE BEEN TOLD YOU LOOK LIKE DEMIIII MOOOOORE"
"I HOORP YOU CHOORK ON THOORRSEE CHEPS"
I had to have an operation
I half think that it's still there, but my fat just covers it up now.
Have you seen Alien? You know that bit with John Hurt?
Thats going to happen to you
I'm assuming it takes on a life of its own and bursts out and eats people, and stuff?
That'd be kinda neat.
but i turned it down
in 2 years
but i've still been in my mum's hole"
who can only be killed by a man not of woman born.
Add that to your boast list.
I was on the second most complained about programme in British TV History
I was number 53 in the 'Top 100 TV treats of 2004'
Former criminals turned florists? This fascinating series gave a whole new meaning to 'turning over a new leaf'.
Are you a florist or a criminal? Or both?
The clip shown was mainly Derren Brown talking about me
that list is the nominations, not the results
(small Australian festival)
i boasted an unreturnable shot.
in a curtained Mercedes through the streets of Beirut.
Not sure if that's a 'boast', but it always seems to raise eyebrows in the pub.
for 20 minutes without mentioning the moon once
Cue smutty puns.
IT'S NOT FIFTEEN-TO-TWO, THICKO.
THICKYTHICKYTHICKO. I bet William G was laughing himself hoarse at your stupidity.
BIG 'ORSE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!
Nice work me.
your work here is done
at a chelsea training camp thing
left arm and all!
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My face was once on BBC Parliament.
I was the subject of a Central News piece on TV once.
My recent ex saw it and flew into a rage about how I was going to be a successful artist now that we weren't together.
I guess she gets the last laugh.
the producers of the UK number 1 album and the UK number 1 single were both ex-bandmates of mine
not that that is much of a boast on my part as it actually makes me look like a bit of a loser in comparison
Kleerup was a founder member of Giants Of DeSign - my old band
Is he a nice guy? He seems alright for a footballer.
in two years.