is what i've done today.

I slept through my alarm and was only woken when the phone rung at 8.20. I normally leave the flat at 8.40. My next mistake was to watch the TV for ten minutes. So anyways, it gets to 8.45 and i've had my shower, eaten a yoghurt for breakfast (very much regretting not eating more at this point), and i'm ready to go. I get to work about 10 minutes late and realise that the white polo shirt i've put on has two large stains on the front, which although not horribly obvious, are perhaps even worse in that they just look like months of sweat. This, coupled with the general mess that is my beard/hair, has resulted in me not wanting to leave my desk. I have to speak to my boss in a minute as well.

So yeah, does anyone have a spare, clean shirt they can lend me? If so BRING IT TO ME.