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Just asked his girlfriend if she
"Fucking wanted some."
I can't even stand up while I'm sleeping.
I'm so fucking good that I have more potd's than actual posts.
Plus my Google address is 7x longer bigger. Just futher putting you in your places.
and did she?
He is a professional puppet-maker.
and he once drank some white spirit....in his sleep.
not quite sleepwalking, but I once half-woke up in my sleep, still drunk I think, and tried to spray bike lubricant into my mouth thinking it was water. I only remembered this the next day. Remarkably, no adverse effects.
is that he had an open bag of Wotsits in his outstretched hand at the time.