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it's acceptable to throw a fist their way, right? Or did I miss-read the rule book?
I am a passionate advocate of tube violence. Everyone deserves what they get - children, old ladies, hapless tourists - EVERYONE.
do you like to shout 'me first me first'
If I'm on the tube in question, I locate the nearest offender and walk into him, staring him straight in the eye as I do so.
I allocate points based on how far I can make him step back from the train before I shove past him.
You get 50 if you make him miss the train, though I've not managed it yet.
In my experience, women are the worst offenders on the tube
I've got off, I always try to give them a good hard shoulder barge. And a muttered "Twat!"
I always mutter 'twat' then, too.
and I had the effrontery to step off the train first; rather than giving way to his obviously more important, superior self. At least that's what I presume why. I didn't really stop to ask.
there was a couple of times on the Northern line when someone tried to get on an already more-full-than-physically-possible tube, (which would have led to serious health hazard crushing) when I just pushed the person off the train *just* before the doors closed. One time I even managed to say to him "it's already full, you fucking prick - there's another one in 1 minute" before the doors slammed shut.
The tube made me into an angry nasty person. I was basically always looking for a fight.