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Yeaaaahhhhh............Check this out boyeeeeeeeeeeeeee
like they do on Whose line is it anyway.
My name is yes_ and i'd like to say
I like rapping, every day!
But I'm at work starting this shit thread.
Maybe time for some tea
Or some kind of clementine
for some vitamin C.
before my sphincter starts to croon
But I think my pants are full of skids
Cos I'm stuck on here
Chatting with the thlids
Word to your mother.
Than read another thread by GalacticStar3ruption
left me in a daze and unable to function.
The way the fool keeps chattin' about himself
Boy better get a new schtick real soon
Like a stuck record, he better change the tune
or posting a thread on his choices of dinner.
Thinking too much will make you feel dimmer
and your hair will fall out so you resemble Yul Brynner.
my name is nick,
settle down, cause my rhymes are sick,
I just got up and did a poo,
sat on the shitter and out it flew,
It was pretty solid but it left a trail
I guess some fuckers would call it a fail.
Then I wiped my arse with andrex yeah,
or maybe it was the bogroll which has a bear
in the adverts, you know, who laughs and shits
but advises that his loo roll will get the bits
that cling to those hairs all around the hole,
after the poo has taken its toll
i'd like to lay down a track
but man needs his sleep
its too early to rap
Buk buk buk- bitch I bust a nut all over that gut
Buk buk buk- first I’m hittin u, then I’m hittin that club
Papi chulo, with the fuked up grammer
These rapper niggas swear I own copa cabana
rap battle thread #1 was my finest hour
someone dig that up please
don't be cushin
the flow of this thread
or I'll make you dead
You'll need a glock
in order to stop
me from shootin you down
you welsh fuckin clown