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the should have run with
LARGE HARD-ON COLLIDER!!!11!!11
THEY'VE JUST BEEN SENDING PROTONS ROUND IN CIRCLES. WHAT DON'T PEOPLE GET ABOUT THAT?!
Surely protons are SMALL hadrons?
In fact, I could have sworn all hadrons were tiny. Could be wrong.
It should be called The Large Collider of Hadrons.
AWFUL these days.
it's like we're in the 70s or something, who calls scientists boffins?
I'm sure that couple have done this story before, only saying that they didn't realise there was an earthquake due to them having sex at the time. And it was run with the same title. Half-arsed shoddy journalism. Oh wait, it's the Sun...
Tremendous stuff :')
a proper fisting
We convinced these grinning twats to let us photograph them in bed. Don't worry, they haven't read this yet. In some sort of bizzare scientific publicity stunt, which has bypassed the interest of most people who aren't on the internet all day, the big bang was recreated.
This couple managed to hear a whisper of this experiment through emmerdale at 40 decibels, and they got in touch to alert us to the exciting information that they would be having sex. Unfortunately we didn't get to watch, but there you can see his delighted massive head and her delighted little head, next to each other. You can print it off if you like, internet users.
Anyone notice anything odd about the caption?
and EW at that guy.
TAXPAYERS have been fleeced out of £5billion to help fund the Big Bang experiment, critics claimed last night.
Britain paid £511million towards the Hadron Collider.
And commentator Sir Simon Jenkins said: “The fleecing is like outer space — it must go on and on. Cern cannot live by market forces. It needs the compulsory extortion of taxes to prosper.”
He looks like Crablin.
surely they could have found a couple that were a little more photogenic?
Photogenic couples aren't usually the type to take notice of what time giant particle smashers are turned on so they can have sex to it.
What are they, savages? They should go out and get jobs. People like this are tearing the very foundations of our society apart.
i don't like today :(
You coming to see Brynn Optimist Club's new band on Tuesday at the Rhythm Factory?
going to see the mountain goats on monday and don't have any more time really.
And then they built the supercollider
you've been a great audience
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There is NOTHING remarkable about this. Two ugly people have a lie in.
The closest they got was that the bloke is a science student.
If the Collider had given him an unstoppable HADRON then it might have been a goer.
Pathetic and rubs.
but didnt know that they've not actually done the experiment yet?