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Seriously, this needs to be brought to everyones attention.
What a great way to spend an hour.
and I'm fucking addicted.
That was a good story
have a good indie wank over other users, it's a good blog.
It's a bit like peep show, where he keeps getting into horrible situations he's put himself in. Usually involving women he's screwed....over.
theyre good though
"I've received a few requests to put up all the ranting, long winded bits and pieces I wrote ovefr the past few months on a site called Drownedinsound up on here. I can't entirely see the point myself as, out of context, they'll only seem more rant-like and long winded than they did originally. I also thought that they were consigned to the darkest depths of the DiS Social Board (a harsh and unforgiving place at the best of times) forever, but a new pal (thank you Mike) has, rather scarily saved each and every one of them, which is why I am able to slap them here again now.
I'm hoping that this blog will one day entirely be made up of posts and musings of this nature, but life has become somewhat boring of late, so like all good people who feel that their life is slowing down to the point where Coronation Street becomes the only relative source of enjoyment, with the days and hours in between each episode serving only as the ill-timed and unwanted advert break where you have to get up and do stuff before it's back on again , i'll just reminisce about the glory days until I land myself in more sticky water. Fuck! I don't even like Coronation Street. "
that is some epic writing I will bookmark it for later I cant starrt that now I wont survive the night!
his stories are great. i hope they make a movie out of them.....
I need more.
I think it works well that you cant comment or be-friend him on his blog as other peoples opinions often spoil the intention. :)
I just don't know how to work the blog. It's all rather confusing. I would like to know how many people actually read or looked at it. Although i enjoy putting it together I don't want to think i'm talking to myself anymore than I already do. Basically I want the visitor count to massage my ego already inflated ego to the point of bursting ;o)
when I had a peek it was at 16. Soon to be 16 billion...;)
I promise to do one nice thing a day for every new visitor.
your on 27 now
I'll never be satisfied!!
that's just how many people have looked at your profile page, not your actual blog. You need to add a site meter from an external site, such as here: http://www.sitemeter.com/
that's good to know, thanks.
way harsh to the pshyco you got to turn these types off not reject them cos they love being rejected it makes them want u more.
I rutted away faster than ever, like a Grand National jockey on the home straight after negotiating the final, most difficult hurdle. Here it comes, i thought, here it comes! But then just as I was reaching my ends the bedroom door burst open "Mark! WHY have you got your bedroom light on at this ho....oh!" My mum stopped mid sentence
there is no way! this is true.
Though it was a few years back so it may not be word for word but you get the jist.
And thats the point of the story.
The amount of bunny boilers he meets is classic.
Thank you all so much for the love, for what are we without love? Nothing! Absolutely nothing!!!
I'll try and do a bit everyday or so but i really should be getting on with other things. I'd like to say "more productive things" but that damn blog is my only reason for living right now.
Excuse the melodramacy....it's my only reason to live right now ;o)
especially the second story.
if you're into this blog check out http://www.b3ta.com/questions/ - there's reams and reams of similar stuff.
I added it to my favourites ^^
the story about his mum walking in on him having sex with his asleep ex-girlfriend was amazing.
Reminds me of a less arrogant Tucker Max
Basically a British Tucker Max who isn't a cunt. How lovely.
God, I really need to do some work. Consider that part one of the Pile Diaries.
the new one is amazing.
i too have been forwarding them on to loads of people.
I was just going to mention it before going into the real one but i got carried away in the moment. The real pile story is much worse.
you really should write a book.
I've got a blog now. The money would change me.
I intend to read them on the way home.
When I find myself writing about what I've had for dinner then I'll stop.
New Installment JAG JAG JAG!
Please please please finish the story with the Italian Woman. It would make me ever so happy.
One day I will, I promise.
I was nice to him in the end! I gave him some free flashing pans and some keyrings. He loved it!