and proclaims the following:

"Bush and Blair are the only terrorists"

"Peace for me, peace for you, peace for our children"

"Stop the war...Grow the food"

and something about GM

At some point 3 Jemimas, over-size sunglasses and TopShop wellies et al and their male friend sit around him fervently shouting his slogans back at him in solidarity (1 whilst wigging out in a Woodstocky dance).

Then one of their phones goes off

"Oh it's work"...she runs to the quietest patch she can find, her accent changing entirely.

FESTIVALS!!!!