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Is the only way to dismantle thoughts of a lady friend by pulping your cranium with a toffee hammer?
I'd rather watch child-sacrifice then commit to grey-wanking with thoughts of longing to keep the spearm flowing
i reckon some people get addicted to wanking though and then cry afterwards before going for a longer wank soon after
with loud music on and some snacks.
and having a laugh with some friends.
This doesn't work. The image of the dirty-bird gnaws away at your minds eye...flashing it's knickers to all senses
pretty soon you'll turn into this guy.
hes just fat and putting it on
he's such a poser.
definate distraction for a bit
go and find another girl then hehe
hope this helps.
Prolongs your life by 13 years
She said she can't see me because she's too attached to me. I don't think the 9 year age gap helped...she's approaching her 30s.
the boys already kicked out on the town...three pints in the half moon, a pint in the crown, john cooper clarke on the jukie and a bag of chips on the way home
'boys are back in town....la la la la...bys are back i town.....'
...so thr arcade attendant didn't get suspicious. That was a low point.
your drunken toilet inquiry.
'where's the slash'
'you mean the toilet?'
my low was still wishing that arcade attendant job could have been mine.
He's in no position to judge
it comes out like a rab c nesbitt fart...but you were sort of a bit stuttery and polite. if you're gonna ask for the slash, boot it out like your developing aesbestos poisoning from the site.
...I can't do Scottish menace.
went and watche some tiney litle battle ships beat the shit out of each other while a man on an organ bashed out a selection of disney hits in the middle of a lake in Scarborough.
this was so odd that it took my mind off it for a bit.
which is strange
there is a guy laying down inside one of the ships controlling it and shooting stuff all over the place.
tells ya more here
Scarborough is a strange kind of place I love it and hate it.
I was born there and it is both a shit hole and beautiful. but there is some strange stuff like tiney war ships and a tardis...
for wired airoplane style saftey drawings of a guy in a small boat heheh
nice profile pic :)
Take my puppet hand
i read this technique where you tie an elastic band around your wrist. whenever the girl comes into your head you snap the motherfucker so that it's really painful. eventually your brain will pick up the signals and you'll just stop thinking about her, i guess..can't say whether it works, haven't tried it
and masterbate over her Facebook with the bloodied stumps? Just as effective?
could have repurcussions
The real thing is alot more harrowing. Waah waahh etc. etc.
I was 'havin it away'' with her...and then she ended it because she was 'getting too attached to me,''. I've been reduced to this...sharing my rubbish on an internet forum.
I wish I could get my tongue in some crevice! But my head is full of energized atoms that materialise into rubbish chatter that drips out my mouth.