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er, wut? if there's one thing you can't accuse Oasis of it's being critically acclaimed...at least, not since 1997, at least
i'm sorry for jumping to conclusions
gesture of a punch?
i would have much preferred it if the guy had laid out liam.
"Offer to teach Oasis martial arts, to help them stop people from punching them in the face. Teach them no martial arts, and use the training as a veiled excuse to repeatedly punch Oasis in the face."
"If Oasis is married, study the habits and appearance of their mate. At an opportune time (maybe when Oasis has fallen down bleeding, after having just been punched in the face?) seize their spouse, and replace them with yourself dressed in identical clothes. Two weeks later, when Oasis is sitting on his saddle-brown, full-grain leather Lancaster sofa, weeping into your shoulder about the sheer terror he feels at facing a world seemingly gone mad with the desire to punch him in the face, punch him in the face."
i loved that one
I wholeheartedly endorse this thread.