so i was in a local shopping centre earlier, and on approaching the exit i noticed a group of THUGISH looking girls standing around the exit. you always know when they're going to be cunts, and this was one such occasion. so i was walking through the first set of doors and one made a half arsed attempt to trip me with an outstretched leg, which i nimbly out manoeuvred. then another came up to me and asked 'you you smoke?' to which i answered 'no, i don't smoke'. then another cleverly chirped up 'are you sure? not lying are ya?'. i was trying to keep my cool, and responded in a faux-jokey voice 'nah, i'm not lying' and carried on marching through them. then as i was walking away one shouted after me 'alright mate, have a nice day! lolololol' and all i could think to answer with was shouting 'THANKS, YOU TOO' back at them. i wish i was wittier.