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Are you ever away from this place?
She's not a real user. She's a hive consciousness. When one sleeps, others continue the work of posting.
I'm sure its actually a Damien Hirst art project.
And the hospital appointments are merely covers for trips to replace the formaldehyde in her tank. It's the simplest explanation; it must be true.
the anaesthetic at the hospital will mean you're under for most of the afternoon as well. Maybe.
so you should feel pretty lucky you don't
That's as close as I've gotten.
A great year for piss.
a doctor hasn't looked at my poo or pee yet
"...glows in the dark?"
and to the hospital