Biology!
No one breast feeds anymore because they're all so young that the 30year old grannys want the baby for themselves so won't let the teen mams be natural.

Politics!
There's no such thing as Great Britain anymore. It would never have been like this if we hadn't given France back after the war.

Sport!
There wouldn't be so much fuss about those disabled runners if they were from round here. It's only cos they're southern they're on the telly so much.