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where do we start? can we have a scene where a granny gets farted in the face?
granny sits on chair - farts on mans face
then farts it out onto the guys face, who is hiding under the wicker chair?
whilst trying to get laid before the prom.
has to sneak into his girlfriend's house to grab the usb he left (which is full of cake fart) but he ends up getting muddled up with a burglar and ends up shooting the head off his girlfriend's mom's beloved pet cat?
but accidentally goes to the wrong house and does it in front of a christian family.
and then is overcome by the sudden urge to suck his own penis.
so he runs downstairs and the dad is setting up a nazi sex dungeon and so the protagonist gets tied up on a rack.
but is saved when...
and the usb was in the dad's pocket (somehow) and it rolls on the floor and the girl picks it up and plugs it in for some reason and everyone is like 'noooooooooooooo' but it turns out to have his homework on it and a richtext document that says 'will you marry me?'
and she says yes...
wedding cakefart is only the begging. the bride inevitably runs away, threatening divorce and stuff
AND MARRIES SOMEBODY ELSE
and then she does a fart.
first a bride gets up my ass, now a christian father's nazi cock!"
blood and brain matter lands on posh person's breasts/girlfriend's father's baldy napper
a granny doing this
I wish I hadn't to be honest...
like a fat kid loves cake
have you had a go of cakefarting, lbc?
at the wedding. in the room it's kept in before being presented to the bride and groom.
this would be a great scene, actually.
do pay attention
if we outright referenced it. we have to make it, like, totally original, man. more american pie
it would be very messy.
lets keep it real dudes!
your profile picture is amazing
Douchebag's is the funniest by a long way
do one and bump the thread! Please!
or the vagina hoedown?
a dog starts eating the sick
the man is sick on the dog's face
(actaully saw this at a houseparty)
AND PEOPLE THINK IT'S CHOCOLATE CAKE