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Who wants to make fun of me and ask me stupid questions?
why are you on an internet forum right now?
he was too petrified of me to make a pass. Haha.
am i supposed to know?
my fingers don't work anymore
He crossed the line when his wife left him recently and so I'm a mate now.
Apparently he'd never try to cross the friend zone with me because I'm too fucking scary/mental. Kinda reassuring that I'm scaring the loonies away :)
what did you have to eat?
I can't remember what they were called, but it was turkey escalopes with parma ham and some herby thing with sliced courgettes and lemon and garlic couscous. He did very well and I was quite impressed.
i thought you went out to a restaurant, thats even better i think! it sounds nice too, im a big parma ham fan
posh ham ftw :)
and one of the pizzas has parma ham and fennel seeds on it. its great!
for that tin. it's mighty fine
Ever woke up and thought you were a man?
i do love my baguettes
Never had any issues about any passing of age. Down to self esteem isn't it? Never had major issues in that area.
I've only slept with two of them.
Is it you Mart?
I've never slept with a sad punk.
A sad goth, yes, but no punks.
And one cunt.
I'll leave you to guess from there :)
i'm a milk man myself
I really am 33 though. So yeah, they're pretty fucking great :D ;) :)
Oh why am I writing this on an internet forum? Damn this wine.
Turkey escalopes, etc?
i'm really curious to know what you look like!
i'm sorry, it's nothing to do with you memorability, more to do with the volume of gin and tonics i had consumed :D
who would it be?
my battery is running out in three minutes, then i will go to sleep. so before then i will say that yeah, i love you. night!
By the way, I've had a headache all day, does that mean I've got meningitis? Love you too by the way, n'night x
he's a very caring lover
Are we talking about a good old fashioned shag or something a bit more loving?