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i know you'll want all the juicy gossip. ask away.
did she actually tell you how old she is?
and i already knew, she's 17.
there's only me, constellation and fabricated entropy on there though
i might pop on later.
HOW COULD YOU
i was just having a bit of a joke as if he had done something wrong, typing it all in caps and shit. im crazy like that.
what did i miss?
SOmething like this?
you actually have no idea what you're talking about, so shut up yeah? thanks.
some willies enter the anus.
i used to quite like you.
your post didn't make any sense.
because you know me so well.
i dont make the rules pal. I just play by my own.
in that case yeah, i've lost it.
at least i tried eh?
did you want to touch her?
i'm not the type of person anyone can be socially awkward around, and i did touch her... well, she touched me with her pointy bits. by that i mean she hit me with her umbrella a lot.
you must ask the right questions.
Just tell us - the thread will turn shit otherwise.
They always do
she's actually quite nice, rather small, isn't emo and is quite witty also. easy to talk to, which is good. today i convinced some woman in the queue of mcdonalds that we were going out, which was pretty funny, htbt i guess. but yeah, it was a nice day!
how fuckable is fuckable?
and yeah she's pretty.
two similarly aged young people, together, one being male and female. YOURE A GENIUS OF DECEPTION
yeah, reading that back it doesn't sound good, but it was hilarious at the time.
had to be there like i said
it was odd because she just randomly spurted random facts at us, something to do with cows and rain.
This sounds like an excellent day. I'm jealous; my day was shit
One gave me the cold and the other kicked me
heh heh... heh
how much anyone cares.
there are some poeple who are interested in what she's like and whatnot. so yeah, just because you're a miserable fucker, doesn't mean everyone else is!
do you want her babies?
you know, not having ovaries or anything.
she could have sex with another boy
become pregnant with triplets or something
and donate one to you. dummy.
JUNIOR with arnie and danny devito
so many things i didn't consider.
who do you think would be the most disappointed with the others performance?
I'll let them answer this one
your technique, your small penis or her high standards?
Also, do you think you spent enough time during foreplay?
and maybe not, i used a rake.
I love raking young girls.
Actually that's a pretty bad statement in the first place, isn't it?
'yeah, JUST LIKE MY LIFE. ALWAYS RAINING'
but i wouldn't let her.
and all i got was lousy gonnorhea :(.
so yeah...are you going to meet up again?
good answer :D
was Dicko the one who thought he had one girl pregnant, liked another, and was being "forced" into fapping on some other bitches orbs?
The queue of McDonalds you say? Quite a catch ;)