http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/staffordshire/7599863.stm

Mr Fabricant, who is now safely back home, said: "They started to speak to us in Spanish and unfortunately I don't really speak any Spanish at all

well probably a good idea to try and learn some before you go to a spanish speaking country.

Mr Fabricant said that although Colombian coffee was "really very, very good", he did not trust trying the local milk, which is why he had brought the coffee whitener with him.

A true Brit abroad ! I wonder if he brought baked beans with him..