when youre coming out of a room just as someone else is coming in, and you both say sorry. why?

being hungover

being incredibly horny at work with no prospect of release

sodding school traffic making me miss my bus by 1 min, thereby making me an hour late for work!

getting shin splints running for the bus i missed

being completely unable to stay awake at work

an annoying coworker with lips like shrunken fruit who says "yeh" at least 3 times in every sentence,and at least 3 sentences a minute

some woman proclaiming that despite her kids being only 7 and 8, that they will still be made to fast for ramadan because its their 'duty as muslims'. what a wanker