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a helper monkey.
That would be sweet.
someone buy me one?
This is not a Simpsons clip
As long as we can teach him to commit crimes whilst wearing a three peice suit and tophat.
Also, he has to have a surname
What about a first name
Charles Simian sounds nice and regal
All we need now are some buisiness cards
Charles Whitford Simian
Monkey about town and private escort
Thats real classy
is a public escort?
A private escort is someone that will go places with you/ dates and stuff. Bascially a high class prostitue (sex may or may not be included)
Im guessing a public one would be a streetwalker
CWS is not a hooker.
He's a monkey of refinement and taste, Paris, London, New York and the Jungle. That sort of thing.
Ok have it your way.
He has to be an abusive drunk though. Hitting bars and women all the way across the world.
he can be an escort.....
I picture him as an abusive sous for sure. But he will get away with it cos he is just so dashing and stuff.
Banana Dacquiri is his drink
there is vedeos of monkey college and everything
to pretend to be disabled to get one?
when I first found out about it.
It might be for a bitbut you would get over it I think when yo looked into their little monkey eyes
I could pretend to be a cancer sufferer to explain why the monkey needs to having spliff rolling skillz