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like a hardworking journalist making a hardworking journalist pose an an appropriate backdrop
messy with books by esteemed writers and stuff everywhere. vaguely appropriate/arty photos pinned up, a "what are you interrupting srs bsns for" expression
at the same time you arouse me. no wonder you get all the older wimmin.
you look quite rough.
apart from the bony hands
how are you bumbler? england is way more expensive than i remembered.
Mars Bar's cost £148 now. It's a joke.
'the skids' and 'dilinga'
p.s. my profile picture is of me on DiS
I had to jog my memory
Gay-b (no...this isn't working....abandon reply...)
i <3 you so much
Sorry, it's a bit dark in my room.
Captures the look of shock and digust as I open another bumbler thread a lot better.
i can so do this now
the jabe :D
the traynor point
that one of bamos on the phone
this is clearly the best bamos pic:
he truly is all things to all men
apart from I'm now paranoid that it's constantly on
if you swap the army surplus marlboro fold for joggie-jee's,.. the tousled hair and spazzy grin make you spit spot.
mummy can be nurse ratched.
I thought you were bedding down?
for god on trial
would have worked better on stage i think.
I was going to post one of me doing the traynor stare, but i'd be wearing a vest. The problem with that is that it is a picture of me wearing a vest.
and remembered I don't have that camera phone cable thing
it's not great
YOU SEXY BEAST
frantically closing down Klaire's profile page before the girlfriend noticed. Probably.
to say I'm appalled at what you just said?
It was meant as a compliment
I have a specific type of picture stored for any potential picture thread.
i was going to say it would have been a great picture in the time frame given etc.
you disappoint me
DO I SCARE ANYONE YET??? it's clearly not me trying to be sexy.
I suggest going without one for a bit.
i am usually GORGEOUS.
being that close to the screen!
i was going to say it looked nice.
sorta silky,u no wut i mean?
that makes it moar bling
to draw attention to?
I look like a girl as well.
I love that film.
I was thinking of Malcolm McDowell in 'O Lucky Man!,''
...'The thing I hate about you, Rowntree, is the way you give Coca-Cola to your scum, and your best teddy-bear to
who somehow manage to look different in every photo they're in. I'm genuinely worried that one day I'll meet you and have no idea who you are.
we cant be friends.
can you look rugged in one picture,and like a little girl in another?
that old chestnut/acorn
not that you'll care.
tonight has truly opened my eyes to some people i didn't actually realise were as fit as they are. bonus/boners
no-one likes to be embarrassed like that.
Everyone like flattery
you're a dish jabe. I'm jealous of your complexion, you arse.
think you'd look like?
but I really like your skin
when he could be out there playing the field.
I mean, we've all got excuses, we're grotesque freaks who hide in corners...
But he has a point.
C'mon Jabe - get the fuck out there and get yourself some poon!
but doesn't want to eliminate the possibility of making the whole of the internetz swoon over him
Sure I may not have ChrisJabe's marble skin, but I hang my washing over the radiator and have rather large hands for a small guy. Thanks.
but nowhere near that ugly.
I've never even been to a council estate
you have the same hair as david tennant
When the wax hasn't started to fail. It's bigger
Check my profile
i think i might faint
Be still my racing heart
waste of time. never know how long it took me to negotiate that.
pffff i give up for the night. cigarette then the sopranos then bed.
i've got more than a little of the "uncharismatic mammal" about me. Which is unfortunate.
(this is an important aspect)
oh err missus
im not gay.
I see you haven't updated firefox
is making me feel completely inadequate and completely turned-on all at once, it's slightly disconcerting.
I know, I have strange bendy fingers :(
I decided not to post the one of me looking at bumbler's pics and touching myself.
nice hair also.
But have too much to do. Obviously I've still got time to take a bad photo of myself for the internet.
i've yet to see what you look like. you're the missing link now.
but have no means of uploading
I want to see Mehodor too. Whisperings is he's quite the dish
old photo fred
how did you expect?
you don't look anything like i was expecting.
i thought you'd be fat
a cheeky little scamp.
you obviously haven't spent long enough staring into the DiS abyss, skin sapped by the artificial light, eyes sallow from the dead eyed glare
that's what i look like. But with nice hair
it's a bit of a rubbish attempt
"a person who rapes little asian children and enters their house and steals their fake eyelashes.
also a giver of rimjobs."
i don't see it
i look even more like you in normal photos.
wont stretch far enough. These will have to do......
this place is like a ghost town
yeah it is, it's only 3.15am WAT A BUNCH OF LAMEOS
he'll fuck ya'll right up!
Are his fists made of gristle?