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Well fuck me, look at that.
what would your name be?
I don't watch TV on the television
would you be excited if i didd
I'd be dead excited. I'd do a wee dance
whats yr favourite dinosaur from land before time
I'm just going 'cause walkingwithwolves owes me a drink (and to see other cool DiSers, etc.)
I like Spike. He seemed to be the only cool one and just went at his own pace. I can see me like him. The others in the Land Before Time kind of annoyed me, because they just seemed so whiny. I never really liked that film much, because it was pretty sad but I somehow watched it hundreds of times. Plus they made all those crappy sequels.
oh ok ill keep an eye out for whenever and see about some plans huh
teenage mutant ninja turtle?
He was a bit of a dick
I'm an actual Francophile.
than I have in my entire life
his answer to my question
Repetitive strain injury got the better of me
what's your favourite meal?
Any kind of fish, as long as it isn't smoked
where is your next destination, and what do you seek there?
We shall be seeking action.
what would you say
That covers all the bases, methinks
I have no idea. Obviously my undeniable hottness... But... I dunno! :(
Maybe someone else can help out? Someone I've met IRL, though
who's your favourite serial killer and why?
if you were going to commit the perfect murder, how would you do it and what weapon would you use?
force him to give over the secret location they were laying low at, sneak into their village on Hallowe'en, then just blast the fuck out of everyone, being careful to make sure the mum wasn't in the way of the little brat before she could try to protect him.
Weapon: AK47. I would use a wand, but bullets don't bounce off flesh
many many <3s
Because of the wait, it won't be one song.
It won't be two songs.
It'll be THREE SONGS. Yes, that's right, THREE SONGS!
yay! don't worry about the wait, it just makes the final moment ever the more sweet ;)
Female serial killers ftw.
She poisoned her dad, brothers and sisters so she could get all the family's land and money and stuff. Plus she poisoned some poor people for the lulz. She was a dab hand with the poison so she was - that's the coolest weapon, I think. It's not as cumbersome as an axe and you can be all sly and shit with it.
She was executed in a cool way too: she was FORCED to confess she'd killed those people, then made to 16 pints of water, one after the other, then was beheaded and her body burned. Ouch.
and Jeffrey Dahmer. Marie-Madeleine-Marguerite is a bit flavour of the month, if I'm honest, but Dahmer's the winner for life <3
She looks quite sweet and innocent and wholesome, and I like that she tried to assassinate Gerald Ford. That's a whole different level of crazy and bad ass when you try to kill a President at close range.
Ed Gein is my personal favourite, because he was so creepy. He made lampshades out of human skin, and a 'mother suit' made out of body parts so that he could 'become' his mother. cooooool.
That didn't take long.
If you could have a pint with any DiSer you have never met, who would it be?
I'm surprised and slightly disappointed with myself.
Probably alcxxk, because I want to meet him and the time I could probably have met him, he was away :(
I'd also imagine you to be a good fun to have a pint with. And justanothersheeldz.
alcxxk seems pretty sounds.
Glasgow meat! Glasgow meat! I might try and meet a few DiSers next time I'm down the line.
Hey DiS...anyone going to see Jenny *fucking* Lewis?
I think 'sheeldz might be going to organise the next one, actually. Malky him about it, eh?
When is Jenny FUCKING LOOK AT THOSE LEGS Lewis playing? I'd quite like to attend that and I imagine my pal would too
I'm pretty sure HeartlessRomantic will also be in attendance.
Fuck I love Jenny Lewis.
Chances are I'll be there
of bjork, which was white and really lovely. In fact there are loads of really nice bjork wallpapers. If you like Bjork that is...
My current background is this picture tiled:
so I've got rows and rows of Brendan and Joe and rows and rows of Ian and Guy \m/
In your pocket?
Invite me 'round and I'll help you look for them
I don't go to very far to look good. My hair is normally a disgusting, unwashed mound of Brylcreem that I just add more Brylcreem to in the morning. When I go to the barber, I go back Tom Waits' instructions: "A little off the top, leave the sideburns, block it in the back".
So yeah. It's just a quick alleyway shortcut to look good for me.
Why do we say "heads up" to tell someone to duck?
Probably from the army, I imagine.
You're in a group.Do you pay for exactly what you ate and drank, or do you divide the bill, prepared to pay more than you personally ordered?
Everyone gets to pay an equal share then
do you pay nothing and leave it to tristan to pay at the end of the night when he's too drunk to care ;)
physically, that is.
I've got a good pain threshold. Although, one time I kicked a wall at full force in a fit of rage and pushed my nail into my toe. That hurt a bit. I couldn't walk too much the next day.
One enormous testicle (say, the size the size of an ostrich egg) or
One normal sized one and another massively low slung (walnut in a stocking style just above the knee)
...Oh, and any idea about a good route to Stansted from Rickmansworth? I was thinking M25, M11 but there’s apparently carriageway works afoot.
It's what I've got just now.
I have no idea about travel stuff, sorry man :/
My travel worries can be remedied by a decent map and forward planning.
If what you say is true; It should be me offering empathy.
I think that if you come on DiS semi-regularly and write stuff on the site then you're a DiSer.
in real life? Some context would be nice aswell.
But I guess it was quite recently, when my friend and I were in London and talking in French to keep each other awake and sane for the seven hours we had before we could check into our accommodation.
We were sitting on some steps outside a big, quite fancy looking, building, talking away in crap French and this man approached us and said "Excuse me guys, are you waiting for me?"
I turned to him and said automatically, in a thick French accent, "Non, non, non - fuck off". Then we got up and walked off and my friend starting pissing himself with laughter.
I guess it was just the moment and the delivery and the accent and the delirium that made it funny.
are you in a band? Are they good?
Kind of. The best band in the world.
but you seem nice, and stuff.
Thanks! I've seen you writing on here and think you seem pretty ace as well, so: HI!