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(although I wasn't in the shower at the time, I got out)
ok, here goes.
I was having a shower and felt the need for a shit. I then got out the shower sat on the toilet and tried to squeeze one out, this is when the pissy bit happened. It was fortunate that I could simply get back in the shower and clean myself.
which DiSer would you date if they had a pair of pissed pants
Then you'd have an unwieldy 500 post monstrosity on your hands. You don't want that. People skip to the end, or ctrl+f their names, and don't see the exquisitely crafted bon mots you delivered in the middle.
The perfect DiS thread title is something like "Mmm I love cheese sandwiches", or "Does anyone remember the day there was a dog in the playground?" These titles appeal to the fundamentally twee nature of DiS, offer enough scope for amusing wordplay, a brief, unnecessary altercation between two longstanding members, but are dull enough to ward off the 17 year olds and itinerant circle jerkers.
and that is why I don't touch weed AT ALL.
When I was little and I first discovered the laundry basket in the bathroom (or first was able to open it it, I can't remember) and saw my 'unwashed' pants in there, I thought I'd come up with a genius idea of pissing through the knickers I had on (for fun I suppose)and then swap them with the old ones and no one would ever know.