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would you wipe your bum with swan's necks?
i'd wipe my arse with gold toilet paper
With a million dollar bill.
gets a prize
that's what he wrote. he is not asking about a single swan but several, hence not swan's which would be "a swan's neck" but swans' because there is already an s before the apostrophe so you don't need to put another one after it. thank you.
I think you'll find
Or a soiled swan neck?
DAMN RIGHT I WOULD.
I'd wipe my bum on the Queen.
I use the inlay sleeves of Beatles LPs and first editions of every Marvel Comic book.
unicorns to lick my crack.
buy a bigmac.
Put my trillion pound note on the till.
Tap my foot impatiently whilst waiting for my change.