shut your fucking mouths when you eat/chew and for god's sake stop slurping.
I cannot STAND to listen to you eat like animals. It's gross, it's rude, and repulsive.

Thanks.

(Sorry there is a guy I sit next to and every single meal he eats at his desk results in disgusting sounds at his mouth. Arrrrrrrrrrgh.)

It's my number one pet hate.

How are we all today then?