so i'm sat on the bus, on the way home from a band practice. soaking wet because i'd walked in the rain. but a nice quiet easy bus ride home then bed. sweet.
half way through the journey, the bus stops at a stop but the doors don't open, and she doesn't let the dude at the stop on. i figure he's just a drunk and she doesn't want to be wiping sick off the bus all night. he did look to be swaying quite a bit.
then the driver says
'you're not coming on here with that snake'
and drives off.
as he goes past i look out the window and sure enough he's not only pissed as a little fucker but he has a SNAKE ROUND HIS NECK. not a little weedy snake but a FUCKING MASSIVE SNAKE.
yeah. weird. WEIRD