Does anyone else reckon he might actually be a DiSer?
'2318: "Where have all the updates gone? Have you fallen asleep? Am I the only one left? Am I the only person who thinks Berbatov isn't worth anywhere near £37m?"
From Gareth Barry's broken dreams, via text on 81111
OH MY GOD - DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'VE FALLEN ASLEEP YOU CLOWN???'